'inka vanta avvaledhandi
chi nuvvu eppudu inthe nenu hotel ki veluthunna'
'endukandi antha kopam? oka 10mins undandi'
'emi inthalo vanta poorthavuthunda?' "kaadu nenu kuda ready ayyi vastanu"
=> raani: "venu, gopi nannu pellichesukovali anukuntunaru iddarilo evaru adrustavandthulo cheppandi jyotishyudu: pelli chesukunedi venu adrustavanthudu gopi.
=> Pakkinti raani cheppindi.ninna meeru mana pani ammai tho adedo 'peddala cinema" ku vellaranta bartha ramu pai koppadindi radha.ramu edo cheppabothunte 'meeru thappinchukoleru mee pocket lo ee tickets dorikai' ani tickets chupinchindi.vishayam telisipoindi ani 'sorry darling, inka epudu ila cheyyanu. ee sari kshaminchu' ani adigadu.'adem kudaradu. meeru teesina ticket rate daani salary lo cut chestanu. meeku maree dubara ekkuva aindi.ee sari eppudyna velthe daani ticket daanne konnukkomanandi' seiours ga cheppi vellipoindi raadha.
=> bichagaadu prathi intiki thirigi ID cards panchuthunnadu. adi emito ardham kaka okavida "enti ivi" ani adigindi "ivi naa card lu amma,indulo naa phone number naaku nache curries list undi, ee madya kontha mandi nenu time kaani time lo vastunnanu ani thiduthunnaru ika nundi alanti nindalu padadaluchukoledhu. "ee card lo naa number undi deeniki missed call iste chaalu nenu mee inti mundu untanu" explain chesi cheppadu bichagaadu.
=> Balakrishna inspired by Chiru and enters into politics....
Party name is "ISHTARAJYAM" and caption is " NARUKUDE LAKSHAM ARKAME MARGAM"
=>Film Director: U have to jump into a swimming pool frm 100ft
Sardhar hero: But i dont know swimming sir?
FD: dont worry there is no water...!
Sardar: Then ok i am ready
=>"Each night when I go to sleep I die, and next morning when I wake up I am reborn again"- M K Gandhi
"Each night when I go to sleep I am reborn and next morning when I wake up I am dead again"- Software Engineer
=>Types of Man. ..
Before Finding a Girl - Spiderman....
After Finding his Girl - Superman....
After the Engagement - Gentleman....
After the Marriage - Watchman....
10 years After Marriage -Doberman
=>A Machine invented 2catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30 min,in SPAIN it caught 110
In INDIA in 15min machine was stolen!
=>Ur Voice is BrittAnia,Ur ChArActer is Good DAy,Ur BehAvior is Tiger,Ur Feelings Are Little HeArts,Ur Mind is CrAck JAck,U r TotAlly 50-50.
=>wedding invitation
mRS&MR.SAMBAR CHATNI invites u for the wedding of their grand son MASALA DOSA(s/o.sada dosa) with PANI PURI(d/o.Bhel puri) on 31st FEB -2143 at 8am venue:-THAIR VADA HALL samosa building,chappathi road,(opp.noodles theatre) Rasagulla nagar,Biryani post,pulav T.k,Hallwa Dist., Chicken-65. vinnapamu: Gifts r must, Address telusu kada, sare e pelliki vacheseyandi
=>మగాడు మొదటి ముద్దు దొంగిలిస్తాడు, రెండో ముద్దు అర్దిస్తాడు, మూడో ముద్దు డిమాండ్ చేస్తాడు,నాలుగో ముద్దు మాములుగా తీసుకుంటాడు,ఐదో ముద్దు అంగీకరిస్తాడు,ఆ తర్వాత అన్ని ముద్దులను "సహిస్తాడు"
=>lawyer1: Avunu sir okati kante ekkuva pellillu chesukodanni law enduku oppukodu?interest ga adigadu jr lawyer.
Lawyer2: Manalni manam kaapadukolenappudu law aina manalni kapadali kada...chepadu sr lawyer.
=>oka sardar oka tinterview ke velthadu eadi elavuntundhi ante Interview
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come. Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly. Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y? Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up. Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out. Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God. Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
=>okaayanaku.. idharu ammailu.. --- perlu 'ummusi' and 'pentamma'(penta-- her pet name)...! oka abbai.. ---peru 'bochaiah'(bochu ani mudhu gaa pilchevaaru).....
oo saari penta(mma) luv chesi jump... chaalaa rojulaki family ae ochi comprimise ayyi.. pandaga ki intiki ocheyyandi alludugaaru ani pilichaaru.....!pandagaki alludu kosam maanchi varietylu chesaaru....! aayanni kurchoobetti... athayyagaaru chinnammai 'ummusi' ki ilaa cheppindhi......
"ammaa 'ummusi'(spit ani meaning osthadhi) ginni kadigi thisukuraammaa..."--- alludu kangaaru padipoyyi...."ayyoo odhu athayyaa... niillatho(water) tho kadigithe chaalu lendi..." annaadu---sare ani annam vaddinchaaka,,, athayya ilaa adigindhi..."maa penta elaa undhi baabuu...(paapam aame vaalla ammai pentamma behaviour meedha review aigindhi).."adhi theleeni alludu----- "nenu thine annam ni penta antaaraa...? ikkada oo kshanam kudaa undanu" ani vellipothunte...
maamayya gaaru ochi alludu kaalla meedha padi..."alaa vellipothe maa ammai jeevitham em avthundhi baabuu..... ninnu alaa endhuku antaam baabu..? NUVVU MAA ABBAI 'BOCHU' THO SAMAANAM...." anesaadu....inkem avudhi alludugaaru kaastha thurru mannaadu.....!
=>భక్తుడు: దేవుడా... నాకు భాదను ఇవ్వు, కష్టాన్ని ఇవ్వు.., టెన్షన్ ఇవ్వు
దేవుడు: ఆగు ఆగు... ఇంత కష్టపడి అడిగే బదులు డైరెక్ట్ గా నాకు lover ని ఇవ్వు అని అడగోచు గా
=>aditya tv lady anchor : " meedi ye colony andi "
caller : " kukatpally"
anchor : nenu same colony.. meru ae apartment??
caller : " CHANDU apartment "
anchor : " nenu kuda adhe... aee flat??
caller : " 220 "
anchor : " nenu kuda same flat .. intaki merevarandi " ??
caller : nee mogudine taalam ekada petti sachav...
=>A FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me ProperlyCandidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place? Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly?Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now?Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?Officer : Mentally Puncture
=>Two fools conversation about a girl who was passing thru them :
1st person : Hey do u knw dat girl who is going there is deaf ....
2nd person : Oh is it ???? how do u know ????
1st person : Yesterday i went and told her : I luv u and she replied by shoe size is 7
2nd person : How sad...she luks so beautiful but she is deaf....
=>ఒక చోట బాక్సింగ్ పోటీలు జోరుగా సాగుతున్నాయి.
"ఊ కొట్టు... కొట్టు.... దెబ్బకు పళ్ళన్నీ రాలిపోవాలి" అని ప్రేక్షకుల్లోంచి అరుస్తున్నాడో వ్యక్తి."మీకు బాక్సింగ్ అంటే అంతిష్టమా?" అడిగాడు పక్కనున్న వ్యక్తి."కాదండీ, నేను పక్క వీధిలో ఉన్న డెంటిస్ట్ని" చెప్పాడు దంతనాధం
మన్మధరావు ,మిత్రుడు కరుణాకరం తో ,"డబ్బు పొదుపు చేయటం వల్ల చాలా లాభపడ్డాను రా "
"నీ జల్సాలకే ఉన్న, అప్పు తెచ్చిన డబ్బులు సరిపోవు కదా !,మరి పొదుపెలా చేసావు ?, లాభమెలా
కలిగింది ? " నమ్మలేనట్లు అడిగాడు కరుణాకరం
"నా గోవిందా ఫైనాన్స్ లో జనాలు పదికోట్లు పొదుపు చేసారు ,నేను జండా ఎత్తేశాను ,అంతే "
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=>Film Director: U have to jump into a swimming pool frm 100ft
Sardhar hero: But i dont know swimming sir?
FD: dont worry there is no water...!
Sardar: Then ok i am ready
=>"Each night when I go to sleep I die, and next morning when I wake up I am reborn again"- M K Gandhi
"Each night when I go to sleep I am reborn and next morning when I wake up I am dead again"- Software Engineer
=>Types of Man. ..
Before Finding a Girl - Spiderman....
After Finding his Girl - Superman....
After the Engagement - Gentleman....
After the Marriage - Watchman....
10 years After Marriage -Doberman
=>A Machine invented 2catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30 min,in SPAIN it caught 110
In INDIA in 15min machine was stolen!
=>Ur Voice is BrittAnia,Ur ChArActer is Good DAy,Ur BehAvior is Tiger,Ur Feelings Are Little HeArts,Ur Mind is CrAck JAck,U r TotAlly 50-50.
=>wedding invitation
mRS&MR.SAMBAR CHATNI invites u for the wedding of their grand son MASALA DOSA(s/o.sada dosa) with PANI PURI(d/o.Bhel puri) on 31st FEB -2143 at 8am venue:-THAIR VADA HALL samosa building,chappathi road,(opp.noodles theatre) Rasagulla nagar,Biryani post,pulav T.k,Hallwa Dist., Chicken-65. vinnapamu: Gifts r must, Address telusu kada, sare e pelliki vacheseyandi
=>మగాడు మొదటి ముద్దు దొంగిలిస్తాడు, రెండో ముద్దు అర్దిస్తాడు, మూడో ముద్దు డిమాండ్ చేస్తాడు,నాలుగో ముద్దు మాములుగా తీసుకుంటాడు,ఐదో ముద్దు అంగీకరిస్తాడు,ఆ తర్వాత అన్ని ముద్దులను "సహిస్తాడు"
=>lawyer1: Avunu sir okati kante ekkuva pellillu chesukodanni law enduku oppukodu?interest ga adigadu jr lawyer.
Lawyer2: Manalni manam kaapadukolenappudu law aina manalni kapadali kada...chepadu sr lawyer.
=>oka sardar oka tinterview ke velthadu eadi elavuntundhi ante Interview
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come. Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly. Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y? Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up. Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out. Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God. Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
=>okaayanaku.. idharu ammailu.. --- perlu 'ummusi' and 'pentamma'(penta-- her pet name)...! oka abbai.. ---peru 'bochaiah'(bochu ani mudhu gaa pilchevaaru).....
oo saari penta(mma) luv chesi jump... chaalaa rojulaki family ae ochi comprimise ayyi.. pandaga ki intiki ocheyyandi alludugaaru ani pilichaaru.....!pandagaki alludu kosam maanchi varietylu chesaaru....! aayanni kurchoobetti... athayyagaaru chinnammai 'ummusi' ki ilaa cheppindhi......
"ammaa 'ummusi'(spit ani meaning osthadhi) ginni kadigi thisukuraammaa..."--- alludu kangaaru padipoyyi...."ayyoo odhu athayyaa... niillatho(water) tho kadigithe chaalu lendi..." annaadu---sare ani annam vaddinchaaka,,, athayya ilaa adigindhi..."maa penta elaa undhi baabuu...(paapam aame vaalla ammai pentamma behaviour meedha review aigindhi).."adhi theleeni alludu----- "nenu thine annam ni penta antaaraa...? ikkada oo kshanam kudaa undanu" ani vellipothunte...
maamayya gaaru ochi alludu kaalla meedha padi..."alaa vellipothe maa ammai jeevitham em avthundhi baabuu..... ninnu alaa endhuku antaam baabu..? NUVVU MAA ABBAI 'BOCHU' THO SAMAANAM...." anesaadu....inkem avudhi alludugaaru kaastha thurru mannaadu.....!
=>భక్తుడు: దేవుడా... నాకు భాదను ఇవ్వు, కష్టాన్ని ఇవ్వు.., టెన్షన్ ఇవ్వు
దేవుడు: ఆగు ఆగు... ఇంత కష్టపడి అడిగే బదులు డైరెక్ట్ గా నాకు lover ని ఇవ్వు అని అడగోచు గా
=>aditya tv lady anchor : " meedi ye colony andi "
caller : " kukatpally"
anchor : nenu same colony.. meru ae apartment??
caller : " CHANDU apartment "
anchor : " nenu kuda adhe... aee flat??
caller : " 220 "
anchor : " nenu kuda same flat .. intaki merevarandi " ??
caller : nee mogudine taalam ekada petti sachav...
=>A FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me ProperlyCandidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place? Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly?Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now?Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?Officer : Mentally Puncture
=>Two fools conversation about a girl who was passing thru them :
1st person : Hey do u knw dat girl who is going there is deaf ....
2nd person : Oh is it ???? how do u know ????
1st person : Yesterday i went and told her : I luv u and she replied by shoe size is 7
2nd person : How sad...she luks so beautiful but she is deaf....
=>ఒక చోట బాక్సింగ్ పోటీలు జోరుగా సాగుతున్నాయి.
"ఊ కొట్టు... కొట్టు.... దెబ్బకు పళ్ళన్నీ రాలిపోవాలి" అని ప్రేక్షకుల్లోంచి అరుస్తున్నాడో వ్యక్తి."మీకు బాక్సింగ్ అంటే అంతిష్టమా?" అడిగాడు పక్కనున్న వ్యక్తి."కాదండీ, నేను పక్క వీధిలో ఉన్న డెంటిస్ట్ని" చెప్పాడు దంతనాధం
మన్మధరావు ,మిత్రుడు కరుణాకరం తో ,"డబ్బు పొదుపు చేయటం వల్ల చాలా లాభపడ్డాను రా "
"నీ జల్సాలకే ఉన్న, అప్పు తెచ్చిన డబ్బులు సరిపోవు కదా !,మరి పొదుపెలా చేసావు ?, లాభమెలా
కలిగింది ? " నమ్మలేనట్లు అడిగాడు కరుణాకరం
"నా గోవిందా ఫైనాన్స్ లో జనాలు పదికోట్లు పొదుపు చేసారు ,నేను జండా ఎత్తేశాను ,అంతే "
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