" I have Airtel sim but, Hutch dog is following me."
=> Oka sari sardarji road meedha chala fast ga car drive chesthu traffic police ki dorikipothadu.....,Police: Aye enti nee ishtam vachinattu tolthunnav ?/ teyyi nee License teeyi....
Sardar : Sry sir ,nenu driving nerchukuntunnanu inka...license teesukoledhu ...Police :
...nerchukuntunnava ?????/ mari ye driving school lo nerchukuntunnav ? mari nee pakkana guide ekkada ???Sardar : Oh sry cheppaledhu kadha....nenu chesedhi correspondence course.....
=>Sardar writing exam by standing at the door. Another guy asks " Meeru door daggara nilabadi exam enduku rastunnaru? Sardar said " Pichoda Entrance exam kada".......!!
=> sardar walking on a road,::suddenly he opens his lunch box,,,yyyyyyyyy becoz
To know whether he has to go to office(or)house
=>SARDAR was walking on road. A Thief takes away His cell & Runs
SARDAR laughs & says, "పో రా పో దాని charger నా దగ్గర ఉంది "
=> Oka roju, ok english vadu sardar hotel ke vachi,, tiffin tintadu next sardar ne any sweets ane aduguthadu,,,, sardar ke ,,, english antha radu,,
ayethi, appudu sardar antadu,,,," round round middle pulistop" emi ta anukuntunnara,,,,,, adi marii ento kadhu,,,"JANGRI"
=>SARDHAR
ani okaayana undevaadu..... aayanaki bhale thelivi lendi
...!ilaane oo saari pencil ni... horlicks bottle lo petti thega kalabettesthunnaadu
... entayyaa aa pani ani adigithe...to make my pencil TALLER.. STRONGER.. and SHARPERRRRR..... anesaadu mari....
=>once there was a 100 joke competition goin on n a troop of sardars went n one of them got selected n he had to listen to 100 jokes n then they prepared him for the challenge n the competition started
the sardar was lyk ohk for the first joke then he wasnt laffin for the second n it contd till the 99th joke after the completition of the 99th joke the sardar started laffin resultin in him loosin the competition one of the competitors asked y did u laff shud hav listened to 100th one aswell then he replied "nahi paji the first joke was too gud".
=>a bus fell into the a lake n a sardarji was quick to save everyone n he brought everyone to the ground n suddenly jumped again then one of the co passengers asked "oye paaji aapne phir kyun kuda"sardarji "saala conductor chutta nahi diya".
=>sardar removing 2wheels from his car, A man asks: Why are you removing wheel from ur car/?
Sardar: You stupid see the board, 'parking' for 2Wheelers only..
=>Sardar seriously studying books about Blood, His wife asked why..?
He replied " Doctor said tomorrow i have a BLOOD TEST, so i want to score good marks".
=> Teacher: Hussain sagar lo BUDDHUDU oka hand kindaki, oka hand pyki enduku chupistadu?
Sardar: Kindawater tagithe pyki pothamani cheppadaniki..
=>A tamilian & sardarji sitting together in a train.
Tamilian is bored & wants to talk, asks sardar " tamil terima" sardar gets angry & say "Hindi tera baap"
=>A lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell? sardar did not come for 4days. Lady asks why? He replys: I cams & pressed the door bell, no one opened the door!
=>Film Director: U have to jump into a swimming pool frm 100ft
Sardhar hero: But i dont know swimming sir?
FD: dont worry there is no water...!
Sardar: Then ok i am ready
=>Oka sari sardarji road meedha chala fast ga car drive chesthu traffic police ki dorikipothadu.....
Police: Aye enti nee ishtam vachinattu tolthunnav ?/ teyyi nee License teeyi....
Sardar : Sry sir ,nenu driving nerchukuntunnanu inka...license teesukoledhu ...
Police :
...nerchukuntunnava ?????/ mari ye driving school lo nerchukuntunnav ? mari nee pakkana guide ekkada ???Sardar : Oh sry cheppaledhu kadha....nenu chesedhi correspondence course.....
=>1 fine day Sardar had a dream that some one killed him
next day he closed his ICICI BANK Account YYYYYYYYY?????
Bcoz of ICICIs Slogan "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE"
=>Sardar writing exam by standing at the door. Another guy asks " Meeru door daggara nilabadi exam enduku rastunnaru? Sardar said " Pichoda Entrance exam kada".......!!
=> Manager asked to sardar in interview can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it
sardhar replyed: POST BOX
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