FUNKY SMS

=>Dear friends i m collecting GANDHIJI's photos I need ur help Tumhare ghar pe jithe bhi 500/1000 ke notes ho, mere paas bhej dena.


=>One out of every three INDIANS is suffering from some from of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends, If they are ok, then it must be you .


=>To live a life we need brains IQ, Knowledge, Perception, Refluxs & many mental qulities. HATS OFF 2 "u" for managing put them


=>Kalaloki vastav SMS laga, Manasulo undi pothav RING TONE laga, mana friendship thakkuva kakudadu BALANCE laga, nuvvu busy ga undali NET WORK laga.


=>Love is Greeting card, Life is Progress card, Wife is ration card, Lover is sim card, Friendship is warranty card


=>Mee okka SMS ki maa cell lo PARKING=free, TAX=free, AIR=free, ANNI=free ee avakasam meeku maatrame. Daily SMS chesi life ni enjoy cheyandi.


=>in 1980, IDBI bank rejectd loan for Ambani. 20years later, now in 2009, Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI bank. Today ICICI bank rejectd loan for ME.


=>When your life is in darkness, pray to god and ask him to free you from darkness. Even after you pray, if your still in darkness- PLEASE PAY ur ELECTRICITY BILL.


=>0% nee kopam kavali, 25% nee help kavali, 50% ne navvu kavali, 75% ne matalu kavali, nut 100% ne friendship kavali ippatiki eppatiki.


=>"Love+nammakam"='Amma', "bayam+prema"='NANA', "Playing+Help"='Brother & sisters', "Kastam+Istam"='LOVER', "Above all+Life"='FRIED'.


=> Sorry to distrub you... but today is the 50th anniversary of PHILIPS. On this ocassion of golden jubilee we have decided to send this msg to every TUBELITE.


=>Please dont neglect this msg, A poor boy suffering from Mental disorder needs shock treatment please send ur photo so that he gets the PROPER SHOCK.


=>Now a days phone without wire is fashion. One day will come,human without brain will be the fashion, on that day my dear friend you will be a KING.


=>R you getting more wrong calls? then activate any "BALAKRISHNA" song as your caller tune on YOUR phone then see the magic you will not get even Customer care call.


=>Good friend is "one who tell you to study well" but best friend is one who stands in your exam hall and says HOW MUCH WILL YOU WRITE COME FAST 'ammailu pothunaru'.

=> Cell phone oka Devalayam, SMS daniloni Devudu. SMS pampe vallu Pujari, SMS chadive vallu Bhaktulu, Chadivi SMS cheyyani vallu temple bayata Adukkune vallu.

=>Ekkada unnav? ekkada unnavo akkade undu, 3-4 hours varaku bayataki asalu raaku, endukante..! bayata kothulu patte vallu thiruguthunaru.

=>Andaru naa mundu entho vinayam, vidheyatha, Gouravam tho untaru
Ex: Nenu edyna MSG pampithe thala dinchukuni chaduvutharu...! enduko ee abhimanam...

=>Newton's wife to Newton: how am i looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
wife: huh?
Newton:tanc/ sinc= (sin c/cos c)/sin c =sin c/(sin c. cos c)=1/cos c= SEC C!!

=>Think well, plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Study well, Laugh well & thorw your mobile also into well, Because your not messaging me well...

=>Intersting INDIAN cricketer's names..
Ravi shas3, Mahendra singh 2ni, 100rav Ganguly, Sachin 10dulkar, VVS 100000Man, Mun1/2 Patel...

=>Keep msgng me & win prizes 1st prize lots of love, 2nd prize lifetime friendship, 3rd prize free stay in my heart " OFFER VALID TILL I AM ALIVE"

=>My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA. Admitted in LG hospital near, SAMSUNG nagar, Dr.NOKIA says matter is serious. SMS needed , so please donate sms.

=>One day in your life one cute girl will come who loves you a lot. he touches u softly and kiss you lot and say 'I LOVE DAD'

=>A NARAYANA student went to hell, asked yama, " I want to make a call to my college, " He finished the call & asked yama wats the bill? he told that " Hell 2 Hell is free!"

=>Baby monkey asked mom monkey " mom there is no one to play with me all are busy, mom monkey said 'wait baby this monkey will be free after reading this sms".

=>Behind every sucessful student there is one good teacher. But wat about failed student? ......
A beautiful teacher!
=>Bruce Lee favrites- Vegtable=Mu-Lee, Breakfast=Id-Lee, Festival=Diwa-Lee, Actres=Sona-Lee, Music=Quwa-Lee,Film=Coo-Lee, Brain=Yours! why? Kha-Lee.


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