=>seeta aakali ga undi annam pettu'
'inka vanta avvaledhandi
chi nuvvu eppudu inthe nenu hotel ki veluthunna'
'endukandi antha kopam? oka 10mins undandi'
'emi inthalo vanta poorthavuthunda?' "kaadu nenu kuda ready ayyi vastanu"

=> raani: "venu, gopi nannu pellichesukovali anukuntunaru iddarilo evaru adrustavandthulo cheppandi jyotishyudu: pelli chesukunedi venu adrustavanthudu gopi.

=> Pakkinti raani cheppindi.ninna meeru mana pani ammai tho adedo 'peddala cinema" ku vellaranta bartha ramu pai koppadindi radha.ramu edo cheppabothunte 'meeru thappinchukoleru mee pocket lo ee tickets dorikai' ani tickets chupinchindi.vishayam telisipoindi ani 'sorry darling, inka epudu ila cheyyanu. ee sari kshaminchu' ani adigadu.'adem kudaradu. meeru teesina ticket rate daani salary lo cut chestanu. meeku maree dubara ekkuva aindi.ee sari eppudyna velthe daani ticket daanne konnukkomanandi' seiours ga cheppi vellipoindi raadha.

=> bichagaadu prathi intiki thirigi ID cards panchuthunnadu. adi emito ardham kaka okavida "enti ivi" ani adigindi "ivi naa card lu amma,indulo naa phone number naaku nache curries list undi, ee madya kontha mandi nenu time kaani time lo vastunnanu ani thiduthunnaru ika nundi alanti nindalu padadaluchukoledhu. "ee card lo naa number undi deeniki missed call iste chaalu nenu mee inti mundu untanu" explain chesi cheppadu bichagaadu.

=> Balakrishna inspired by Chiru and enters into politics....

Party name is "ISHTARAJYAM" and caption is " NARUKUDE LAKSHAM ARKAME MARGAM"


=>Film Director: U have to jump into a swimming pool frm 100ft
Sardhar hero: But i dont know swimming sir?
FD: dont worry there is no water...!
Sardar: Then ok i am ready


=>"Each night when I go to sleep I die, and next morning when I wake up I am reborn again"- M K Gandhi
"Each night when I go to sleep I am reborn and next morning when I wake up I am dead again"- Software Engineer


=>Types of Man. ..
Before Finding a Girl - Spiderman....
After Finding his Girl - Superman....
After the Engagement - Gentleman....
After the Marriage - Watchman....
10 years After Marriage -Doberman


=>A Machine invented 2catch thieves was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30 min,in SPAIN it caught 110
In INDIA in 15min machine was stolen!


=>Ur Voice is BrittAnia,Ur ChArActer is Good DAy,Ur BehAvior is Tiger,Ur Feelings Are Little HeArts,Ur Mind is CrAck JAck,U r TotAlly 50-50.


=>wedding invitation
mRS&MR.SAMBAR CHATNI invites u for the wedding of their grand son MASALA DOSA(s/o.sada dosa) with PANI PURI(d/o.Bhel puri) on 31st FEB -2143 at 8am venue:-THAIR VADA HALL samosa building,chappathi road,(opp.noodles theatre) Rasagulla nagar,Biryani post,pulav T.k,Hallwa Dist., Chicken-65. vinnapamu: Gifts r must, Address telusu kada, sare e pelliki vacheseyandi


=>మగాడు మొదటి ముద్దు దొంగిలిస్తాడు, రెండో ముద్దు అర్దిస్తాడు, మూడో ముద్దు డిమాండ్ చేస్తాడు,నాలుగో ముద్దు మాములుగా తీసుకుంటాడు,ఐదో ముద్దు అంగీకరిస్తాడు,ఆ తర్వాత అన్ని ముద్దులను "సహిస్తాడు"


=>lawyer1: Avunu sir okati kante ekkuva pellillu chesukodanni law enduku oppukodu?interest ga adigadu jr lawyer.
Lawyer2: Manalni manam kaapadukolenappudu law aina manalni kapadali kada...chepadu sr lawyer.


=>oka sardar oka tinterview ke velthadu eadi elavuntundhi ante Interview


Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good. Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come. Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly. Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y? Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up. Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out. Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God. Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE


=>okaayanaku.. idharu ammailu.. --- perlu 'ummusi' and 'pentamma'(penta-- her pet name)...! oka abbai.. ---peru 'bochaiah'(bochu ani mudhu gaa pilchevaaru).....
oo saari penta(mma) luv chesi jump... chaalaa rojulaki family ae ochi comprimise ayyi.. pandaga ki intiki ocheyyandi alludugaaru ani pilichaaru.....!pandagaki alludu kosam maanchi varietylu chesaaru....! aayanni kurchoobetti... athayyagaaru chinnammai 'ummusi' ki ilaa cheppindhi......
"ammaa 'ummusi'(spit ani meaning osthadhi) ginni kadigi thisukuraammaa..."--- alludu kangaaru padipoyyi...."ayyoo odhu athayyaa... niillatho(water) tho kadigithe chaalu lendi..." annaadu---sare ani annam vaddinchaaka,,, athayya ilaa adigindhi..."maa penta elaa undhi baabuu...(paapam aame vaalla ammai pentamma behaviour meedha review aigindhi).."adhi theleeni alludu----- "nenu thine annam ni penta antaaraa...? ikkada oo kshanam kudaa undanu" ani vellipothunte...
maamayya gaaru ochi alludu kaalla meedha padi..."alaa vellipothe maa ammai jeevitham em avthundhi baabuu..... ninnu alaa endhuku antaam baabu..? NUVVU MAA ABBAI 'BOCHU' THO SAMAANAM...." anesaadu....inkem avudhi alludugaaru kaastha thurru mannaadu.....!


=>భక్తుడు: దేవుడా... నాకు భాదను ఇవ్వు, కష్టాన్ని ఇవ్వు.., టెన్షన్ ఇవ్వు
దేవుడు: ఆగు ఆగు... ఇంత కష్టపడి అడిగే బదులు డైరెక్ట్ గా నాకు lover ని ఇవ్వు అని అడగోచు గా


=>aditya tv lady anchor : " meedi ye colony andi "
caller : " kukatpally"
anchor : nenu same colony.. meru ae apartment??
caller : " CHANDU apartment "
anchor : " nenu kuda adhe... aee flat??
caller : " 220 "
anchor : " nenu kuda same flat .. intaki merevarandi " ??
caller : nee mogudine taalam ekada petti sachav...


=>A FUNNY INTERVIEW


Officer : What Is Your Name ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me ProperlyCandidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place? Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification? Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality?Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly?Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now?Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?Officer : Mentally Puncture


=>Two fools conversation about a girl who was passing thru them :

1st person : Hey do u knw dat girl who is going there is deaf ....
2nd person : Oh is it ???? how do u know ????
1st person : Yesterday i went and told her : I luv u and she replied by shoe size is 7
2nd person : How sad...she luks so beautiful but she is deaf....


=>ఒక చోట బాక్సింగ్ పోటీలు జోరుగా సాగుతున్నాయి.
"ఊ కొట్టు... కొట్టు.... దెబ్బకు పళ్ళన్నీ రాలిపోవాలి" అని ప్రేక్షకుల్లోంచి అరుస్తున్నాడో వ్యక్తి."మీకు బాక్సింగ్ అంటే అంతిష్టమా?" అడిగాడు పక్కనున్న వ్యక్తి."కాదండీ, నేను పక్క వీధిలో ఉన్న డెంటిస్ట్‌ని" చెప్పాడు దంతనాధం


మన్మధరావు ,మిత్రుడు కరుణాకరం తో ,"డబ్బు పొదుపు చేయటం వల్ల చాలా లాభపడ్డాను రా "
"నీ జల్సాలకే ఉన్న, అప్పు తెచ్చిన డబ్బులు సరిపోవు కదా !,మరి పొదుపెలా చేసావు ?, లాభమెలా
కలిగింది ? " నమ్మలేనట్లు అడిగాడు కరుణాకరం
"నా గోవిందా ఫైనాన్స్ లో జనాలు పదికోట్లు పొదుపు చేసారు ,నేను జండా ఎత్తేశాను ,అంతే "


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=>Dog was chaging a sardar. sardar was running but laughing.A man asked why u r laughing?Sardar replied -
" I have Airtel sim but, Hutch dog is following me."

=> Oka sari sardarji road meedha chala fast ga car drive chesthu traffic police ki dorikipothadu.....,Police: Aye enti nee ishtam vachinattu tolthunnav ?/ teyyi nee License teeyi....
Sardar : Sry sir ,nenu driving nerchukuntunnanu inka...license teesukoledhu ...Police : ...nerchukuntunnava ?????/ mari ye driving school lo nerchukuntunnav ? mari nee pakkana guide ekkada ???
Sardar : Oh sry cheppaledhu kadha....nenu chesedhi correspondence course.....


=>Sardar writing exam by standing at the door. Another guy asks " Meeru door daggara nilabadi exam enduku rastunnaru? Sardar said " Pichoda Entrance exam kada".......!!

=> sardar walking on a road,::suddenly he opens his lunch box,,,yyyyyyyyy becoz
To know whether he has to go to office(or)house


=>SARDAR was walking on road. A Thief takes away His cell & Runs
SARDAR laughs & says, "పో రా పో దాని charger నా దగ్గర ఉంది "

=> Oka roju, ok english vadu sardar hotel ke vachi,, tiffin tintadu next sardar ne any sweets ane aduguthadu,,,, sardar ke ,,, english antha radu,,
ayethi, appudu sardar antadu,,,," round round middle pulistop" emi ta anukuntunnara,,,,,, adi marii ento kadhu,,,"JANGRI"


=>SARDHAR ani okaayana undevaadu..... aayanaki bhale thelivi lendi...!
ilaane oo saari pencil ni... horlicks bottle lo petti thega kalabettesthunnaadu...
entayyaa aa pani ani adigithe...to make my pencil TALLER.. STRONGER.. and SHARPERRRRR..... anesaadu mari....


=>once there was a 100 joke competition goin on n a troop of sardars went n one of them got selected n he had to listen to 100 jokes n then they prepared him for the challenge n the competition started
the sardar was lyk ohk for the first joke then he wasnt laffin for the second n it contd till the 99th joke after the completition of the 99th joke the sardar started laffin resultin in him loosin the competition one of the competitors asked y did u laff shud hav listened to 100th one aswell then he replied "nahi paji the first joke was too gud".


=>a bus fell into the a lake n a sardarji was quick to save everyone n he brought everyone to the ground n suddenly jumped again then one of the co passengers asked "oye paaji aapne phir kyun kuda"sardarji "saala conductor chutta nahi diya".


=>sardar removing 2wheels from his car, A man asks: Why are you removing wheel from ur car/?
Sardar: You stupid see the board, 'parking' for 2Wheelers only..


=>Sardar seriously studying books about Blood, His wife asked why..?
He replied " Doctor said tomorrow i have a BLOOD TEST, so i want to score good marks".



=> Teacher: Hussain sagar lo BUDDHUDU oka hand kindaki, oka hand pyki enduku chupistadu?
Sardar: Kindawater tagithe pyki pothamani cheppadaniki..

=>A tamilian & sardarji sitting together in a train.
Tamilian is bored & wants to talk, asks sardar " tamil terima" sardar gets angry & say "Hindi tera baap"
=>A lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell? sardar did not come for 4days. Lady asks why? He replys: I cams & pressed the door bell, no one opened the door!

=>Film Director: U have to jump into a swimming pool frm 100ft
Sardhar hero: But i dont know swimming sir?
FD: dont worry there is no water...!
Sardar: Then ok i am ready


=>Oka sari sardarji road meedha chala fast ga car drive chesthu traffic police ki dorikipothadu.....
Police: Aye enti nee ishtam vachinattu tolthunnav ?/ teyyi nee License teeyi....
Sardar : Sry sir ,nenu driving nerchukuntunnanu inka...license teesukoledhu ...
Police : ...nerchukuntunnava ?????/ mari ye driving school lo nerchukuntunnav ? mari nee pakkana guide ekkada ???
Sardar : Oh sry cheppaledhu kadha....nenu chesedhi correspondence course.....


=>1 fine day Sardar had a dream that some one killed him
next day he closed his ICICI BANK Account YYYYYYYYY?????
Bcoz of ICICIs Slogan "WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE"


=>Sardar writing exam by standing at the door. Another guy asks " Meeru door daggara nilabadi exam enduku rastunnaru? Sardar said " Pichoda Entrance exam kada".......!!

=> Manager asked to sardar in interview can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it
sardhar replyed: POST BOX


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=>Dear friends i m collecting GANDHIJI's photos I need ur help Tumhare ghar pe jithe bhi 500/1000 ke notes ho, mere paas bhej dena.


=>One out of every three INDIANS is suffering from some from of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends, If they are ok, then it must be you .


=>To live a life we need brains IQ, Knowledge, Perception, Refluxs & many mental qulities. HATS OFF 2 "u" for managing put them


=>Kalaloki vastav SMS laga, Manasulo undi pothav RING TONE laga, mana friendship thakkuva kakudadu BALANCE laga, nuvvu busy ga undali NET WORK laga.


=>Love is Greeting card, Life is Progress card, Wife is ration card, Lover is sim card, Friendship is warranty card


=>Mee okka SMS ki maa cell lo PARKING=free, TAX=free, AIR=free, ANNI=free ee avakasam meeku maatrame. Daily SMS chesi life ni enjoy cheyandi.


=>in 1980, IDBI bank rejectd loan for Ambani. 20years later, now in 2009, Mukesh Ambani is planning to buy IDBI bank. Today ICICI bank rejectd loan for ME.


=>When your life is in darkness, pray to god and ask him to free you from darkness. Even after you pray, if your still in darkness- PLEASE PAY ur ELECTRICITY BILL.


=>0% nee kopam kavali, 25% nee help kavali, 50% ne navvu kavali, 75% ne matalu kavali, nut 100% ne friendship kavali ippatiki eppatiki.


=>"Love+nammakam"='Amma', "bayam+prema"='NANA', "Playing+Help"='Brother & sisters', "Kastam+Istam"='LOVER', "Above all+Life"='FRIED'.


=> Sorry to distrub you... but today is the 50th anniversary of PHILIPS. On this ocassion of golden jubilee we have decided to send this msg to every TUBELITE.


=>Please dont neglect this msg, A poor boy suffering from Mental disorder needs shock treatment please send ur photo so that he gets the PROPER SHOCK.


=>Now a days phone without wire is fashion. One day will come,human without brain will be the fashion, on that day my dear friend you will be a KING.


=>R you getting more wrong calls? then activate any "BALAKRISHNA" song as your caller tune on YOUR phone then see the magic you will not get even Customer care call.


=>Good friend is "one who tell you to study well" but best friend is one who stands in your exam hall and says HOW MUCH WILL YOU WRITE COME FAST 'ammailu pothunaru'.

=> Cell phone oka Devalayam, SMS daniloni Devudu. SMS pampe vallu Pujari, SMS chadive vallu Bhaktulu, Chadivi SMS cheyyani vallu temple bayata Adukkune vallu.

=>Ekkada unnav? ekkada unnavo akkade undu, 3-4 hours varaku bayataki asalu raaku, endukante..! bayata kothulu patte vallu thiruguthunaru.

=>Andaru naa mundu entho vinayam, vidheyatha, Gouravam tho untaru
Ex: Nenu edyna MSG pampithe thala dinchukuni chaduvutharu...! enduko ee abhimanam...

=>Newton's wife to Newton: how am i looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
wife: huh?
Newton:tanc/ sinc= (sin c/cos c)/sin c =sin c/(sin c. cos c)=1/cos c= SEC C!!

=>Think well, plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Study well, Laugh well & thorw your mobile also into well, Because your not messaging me well...

=>Intersting INDIAN cricketer's names..
Ravi shas3, Mahendra singh 2ni, 100rav Ganguly, Sachin 10dulkar, VVS 100000Man, Mun1/2 Patel...

=>Keep msgng me & win prizes 1st prize lots of love, 2nd prize lifetime friendship, 3rd prize free stay in my heart " OFFER VALID TILL I AM ALIVE"

=>My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA. Admitted in LG hospital near, SAMSUNG nagar, Dr.NOKIA says matter is serious. SMS needed , so please donate sms.

=>One day in your life one cute girl will come who loves you a lot. he touches u softly and kiss you lot and say 'I LOVE DAD'

=>A NARAYANA student went to hell, asked yama, " I want to make a call to my college, " He finished the call & asked yama wats the bill? he told that " Hell 2 Hell is free!"

=>Baby monkey asked mom monkey " mom there is no one to play with me all are busy, mom monkey said 'wait baby this monkey will be free after reading this sms".

=>Behind every sucessful student there is one good teacher. But wat about failed student? ......
A beautiful teacher!
=>Bruce Lee favrites- Vegtable=Mu-Lee, Breakfast=Id-Lee, Festival=Diwa-Lee, Actres=Sona-Lee, Music=Quwa-Lee,Film=Coo-Lee, Brain=Yours! why? Kha-Lee.


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=>A Sweet Warning: Dont dare to understand me, If U then Either U wil go MAD or U will Start loving me more..!!!


=>Some one asking me to describe u in 2 words, U Expected me 2 answer "THE BEST" But I didnt answer this way. I just smiled & said " NO COMPARISON"


=>One who smokes has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks has an ALCOHOLIC heart, So dear u must stop eating sweets .. As you already A SWEETHEART.


=>TRUE DEFINITION: Guys may be flirting around all the day but before they go to sleep they always think about the GIRL they truely love..


=>Every time when a msg comes i open just thinking of you.! wont get disappointed quitly enjoy that moment which made me 2 think of u.


=> I think u r very careless ! U come and leave things behind! see now what U hav left! U just came in my mind and left a smile on MY face.

=>A Loving friend doesn't call and speak; he makes it with a simple sms! Because sms is not what the mouth speaks; Its what the heart feels...

=>"I like people like you who like others like me and make others like me to like others like you".. Think again & again there is a wonderful.

=>It doesn't mean fogeting U, if not calling and smsing U. It means giving u time to wait for my call and sms with much more interest.

=>Asweetest friend is like a PILLOW, When U r tired U sleep on it, When U r sad U drop tears on it, When U r angry U punch it, And whn U r hapy U hug it.

=>" Memories are sweeter than meetings" how far the person.. Their memories will be so close.. So love to miss the person whom u love the most...
=>0% nee kopam kavali, 25% nee help kavali, 50% ne navvu kavali, 75% ne matalu kavali, nut 100% ne friendship kavali ippatiki eppatiki.

=>I think you are very careless! U come and leave things behind! See now what U have left! U just came in my mind and left a smile on MY face.

=> FRIENDSHIP is not HISTORY to forget, not MATHS to CALCULATE! not a LANGUAGE o LEARN! its only the CHEMISTRY that always reacts between two HEARTS..

=>If care is wave I give u OCEAN. If respect is a LEAF i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is life i give u MYSELF!


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